Thursday, April 1, 2010

A Simple Letter

To the loser that clipped my car's side mirror last night and broke off all the plastic,
Thanks man, totally what I wanted to wake up to this morning. Wow, I mean who was I to park my car nicely along the ride side of the road in a complete appropriate position so that you would have had plently of space to move your ghetto ass truck along 2nd ave. No no, wait Im sorry I really should have known you were out drinking and would be passing my house in your truck or gay car, fuck I should have parked a street over because no doubt you have damage on your PT cruiser. You know what, I change my mind. Fuck you man, learn to drive and more importantly dont drink and drive you fucknut.


Sinceley,
Scrapyard

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