Jusss right

There once was a fabulously dressed lady that stumbled upon a counter of 3 beers all decked out in lime flavouring decals.
This peaked her curiousity and suddenly she felt how incredibly thristy she was. The thrist overcame her. But these wernt her beers. "Fuck it", she thought.
The first one (Bud Light Lime) was toooo limey. She sipped it slow and her mouth curled up. She threw it on the ground.
The second one, she sipped carefully, trying to detect a hint of lime as she swished it around her pallete. But this beer (Big Rock Lime) had near to no lime flavour. She threw it out the window.
Feeling fusterated and beaten up, she then picked up the third beer. "Ohh please just beee right" her thoughts raced. A small sip turned into a ginormous gulp. This beer (Miller Chill) was jusssssss the right amount of lime.
She went on to finish the beer with glorious orgasmic thrills. As she was setting the empty bottle politely back on the counter she heard the door slam. "OH fuck!!" she thought.
She dashed in her fashionable glam rock outfit for the back door. She opened the door to run, but was faced with the screen door. She musta been a bit buzzed as she slammed her face into the screen. "OWWW" she said aloud.
Then a voice came from behind!!!
"Jesus WTF are you doing?"
Ohhhh it was only her sister, returning from the beer store with a case of Miller Chill!!

(Happy Ending music here.....)