Saturday, January 31, 2009

Who Throws Pee?? Seriously thats sooo offside!

So Ghostriders game tonight, should be tons of security after what Kimberley pulled. Hopefully Fernie fans will take the high road. But still, should be one helluva game tonight.
See you there.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Drugs Are Bad

The Extra Foods gas station was robbed at gunpoint!
They caught the dude after he made off with $1500.
WTF I thought Fernie was in a bubble???

CBC Brings You The Latest


this was seriously on the CBC news website...

This is hilarious!!!
Chicken wings in short supply in western N.Y. before Super Bowl
Western New York, the home of spicy "Buffalo wings," is suffering from a chicken wing shortage in the days before Super Bowl XLIII, according to U.S. news reports.
The Lockport Union-Sun & Journal, a daily newspaper that serves communities in Niagara County, reported Jan. 14 that the snack enjoyed by football fans is in short supply at bars and restaurants in parts of New York state.
Feb. 1 is Super Bowl Sunday this year.
The shortage is reportedly due to two unrelated developments: Texas-based Pilgrim's Pride, the largest chicken producer in the U.S., filed for bankruptcy protection in December; and demand is great at this time of year as the U.S. prepares for the NFL championship game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Arizona Cardinals.
Kickoff is set for 6:20 p.m. ET, wings or no wings.

Buffalo is said to be the chicken wing capital of the U.S.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Download a FREE RIDE



Wicked new party edit from DJ Jr.Flo

If You Just Wanna Funk



This Saturday Jan 31st.

The Underground

Dj Friendly Fire

Dj Cal Bass (Calgary)

www.myspace.com/calvinbass

There is a song on his myspace called "wart" at first I was a little afriad to listen, because warts are gross, but it turns out I really liked it. Go try Wart, then come listen live this sat.

Mr. Fernie March 4th








The Mr. Fernie pagent is BACK!!!!
So far its being planned for Wednesday March 4th, Griz Days Weekend.
Oh Oh Oh who will enter? Who will win? Who should retire from it? Hahha I said it!
Rumor is the winner rides the float in the Griz Days Parade! LOL Awesome!
The past Mr. Fernie was Corey Sullivan, and he took it 3 years in a row! I think 3. Those are some seriously smokin shoes to fill.
It will be in the Brickhouse Basement, The Underground, so it'll be tight, plan on coming early to get a spot and get boozed. Stay tuned for deets.

Cant Wait To Hear It...and the remixes!


Metric's fourth LP, Fantasies, will be in stores April 14.


According to Rolling Stone, the band is handling its own distribution in all other parts of the world.
"We just said, 'Oh fuck it, let's gamble,' took a deep breath and decided to put this record out worldwide our own way," lead singer Emily Haines told Rolling Stone.
"We might go down in flames, or it might be the best move ever," guitarist and co-producer Jimmy Shaw said to the magazine. "Either way it will have been on our terms, and that for us is success."
As per reports from late last year, Haines wrote much of the album's 10 tracks in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
"When I came [to Buenos Aires] I actually had given up on writing, which I didn't tell anybody that I work with," Haines said in a video interview posted on the band's site late last year.


Hmmm, Buenos Aires does a person gooood. We should go.

Weren't You In That Movie?


Is is just me or doesn't Michael Ignatieff, the Liberal Leader of Canada look JUST like Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York????

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

So, what did you think...


Did you catch the premiere of Project Runway Canada last night?

"Project Runway was good, there was a great demonstration of fashion and also those skin ulcers were soo scary looking." Betcha you never thought you'd read a sentance like that! Well, ya just did. Catch episodes you've missed at http://runway.globaltv.com/default.aspx

In Other News...


Las Vegas wedding chapels are reporting they are up 25%.

They cite the reason why is becuase of the shitty economy.

So not only are you poor and tacky, you are now poor, tacky and married. Awesome.


www.buffetsoflasvegas.com

Dear Oprah


Dear Oprah. Please stop talking and analyzing your weight. You are an accomplised, smart, (some might say) sexy, old broad that should be smart enough to realize that by this point, you arnt a skinny chick. You are a big girl. Love yourself and your curves and keep on bringing me more self help books and enlightening episodes that I cling to for weeks on end. I cannot hear my leader ranting on about weight and loving myself in the same week. Im confused. Can I only love myself if Im skinny? Please dont say its true, because if you are, well you are Oprah and I will believe you.

I write this as I am eating a rice cake but seriously eyeing up a box of chocolates on the shelf. ahhh you betch!

Griz Days Are Coming


yay.

IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER!


If you haven't seen this yet, smack yourself.
Its one of my all-time ultimate favs.


IMDB Description:

The owners (and handlers) of five show dogs head for the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show. A film crew interviews them as they prepare for the trip, arrive at Philly's Taft Hotel, and compete. From Florida come the Flecks: she keeps running into old lovers. A wordless ancient in a wheelchair and his buxom trophy wife who may have a thing for the dog's handler own the two-time defending best in show, a poodle. From the piney woods of N.C. comes a fella who wants to be a ventriloquist. High-strung DINKs feud loudly in front of their Weimaraner. Two outré gay men from Tribeca round out the profiled owners. The dog show brings out the essence of the humans. Who will be best in show?


Clever Clips:



enjoy:)

Sucks!







JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning. The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair. In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes."






On another note, Fernie has 2 more inches of snow then Vail. 2 is a lot these days...


This Weekend...




So might as well come see this amazing ginger smoke the decks this weekend at the Northern.

why not?

It Doesn't Get Old

Whenever Im bored I search YouTube for randomness, like "falls on stage"

Precious B eating it in a nose dive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDw_3bl4r8U

What would be the beginning and end of Joaquin Phoenix's rap career:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Ikksg40U

Her Madgesty, WTF! Is she humping the guitar or supposed to be playing it? LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h1nCUYwUc

ITS BACK!


Sawai Thai is supposedly coming back to us. It will be located in the Royal Hotel, where Mojo Risin was. Exact recipes and all. Should be open like really soon. Hopefully not the music tho.
Apparently its all re-styled with burnt orange walls, the orginal wood floors are re-done, new tables and white linens. Sounds Awesome!
Hiring Day:
Wednesday Feb 4th, noon to 4, bring your resume!

So thats cool.

Lets Show Him a Good Time, really.


BIOAt only 24 years old his incredible deck talents involve fusing funk, hip-hop and breaks with his unique style of scratching and mixing. His reputation as a true party rocker has won him prime-time slots across the UK at FabricLive, Spectrum, Chew The Fat, Supercharged, The Boutique and Sugarbeat as well as gigs around the world at major events, festivals and music industry parties such as The Hit Factory (New York), WMC (Miami) and Field Day (Sydney)In 2003 A.Skillz released his debut album “TrickaTechnology” alongside Finger Lickin's very own Krafty Kuts. The album was a nod towards musical influences like De La Soul, James Brown and Jurassic 5, true Finger Lickin' Funk that enlisted the talents of some of the world's best hip-hop and funk artists including Kurtis Blow, Real Elements and Ashley “Freakpower” Slater.February 2004 saw A.Skillz and Krafty Kuts team up on the TrickaTechnology Tour with live MC’s from the album playing shows all over the UK. The duo then went on to DJ together leaving audiences and dance floors astounded with their skills on four decks and four CDJ’s, playing at Glastonbury Festival, Pacha (Ibiza) and a live session for Steve Lamaq on BBC Radio 1.In October 2004 A.Skillz then embarked on his first solo tour of Australia which saw him play to sell out crowds in all major capital cities, gaining new fans and respect from fellow DJ’s along the way. He followed this by extensive gigs in the UK and a busy studio schedule producing music for Channel 4 (Talk Back), Renault (TV advert) and Sony Playstation (Gran Tourismo 4).A.Skillz kicked off 2005 in January with a mini-mix for Annie Mac that was later voted best mini-mix of the year by Radio 1 listeners, beating industry heavyweights such as Basement Jaxx, Mylo and Scratch Perverts. He followed this with a series of remixes including The Fort Knox Five and a re-rub of his own track Simple Things. Highlight gigs last year included 10:15 (San Francisco), Snow Bombing (Austria) Mystery Lands Festival (Amsterdam) Homelands (UK), Live 8 After Show Party (London). Since October he has clocked up some serious air miles playing across Australia, Canada, America, Europe and returning to the UK to bring in the New Year at GPO in Ireland.2006 is shaping up to be his biggest year yet. He is currently working on his first mix album for Finger Lickin Records whilst planning his next artist album which will see him team up with some major names for some seriously hot collaborations!


TICKETS AT FREYJA $15 for first 15, $20 for next 20, $25 at the door.

FEB 5th at the Community Centre

Please someone confirm this isnt an all-ages show!

Bitchin.

Attention all people running across Highway 3:BEWARE! I am not slowing down for your asses anymore. Im done. If you'd like to test Darwin's Theory of "Survival of the Fittest", then you go right ahead, cuz Im the one in the SUV.
Crosswalks People! And whats with you drivers slowing down to let them run across? You're fucking up traffic behind you and the opposite way. Do you want to see someone fly through the air? Do you want our insurance rates to go up?
And for all of you that want to call me out for not being "welcoming and friendly" to our tourists right now...Heres the thing:When I travel to their countries and cities, I respect and abide by their laws. So why can't I as a Canadian and a resident of Fernie expect the same courtesy in return? This is one Canadian that will not take it up the ass from foreigners, I'll leave that to the Feds in Ottawa.

We Just Wanna Dance.




I foung this blog entry on OurFernie.com


Its interesting for sure:




Submitted by Sue on Fri, 16/01/2009 - 2:57pm
Due to a lack of support from the community, A Bar Named Sue has been forced to change its programming.
We will remain a live music venue focusing on a range of music from all over including Rock, Pop, Ska, Punk, and DJ's. Starting this weekend, A Bar Named Sue will be hosting The Plaid Tongued Devils (Ska klezmer rock). Come check out this highly energetic band and help support the now SOLE owner of the business Brad Bianchin and his family. Also come down and see Jon and Roy the new Canadian sensation from Victoria that is gaining momentum and success from all over the country on Saturday January 31, 2009.
Stay tuned for new updates and check out our new listings and events that will be coming as of February 1st, 2009.
Sue.
...Well I wonder what the plan is? Will it still look like we are at the stampede in there?

What Boys Need To Know...


Hmm, ok, how do I begin this one, ahem, cough cough, sooo...The ladies are looking for some slalom "skiing". We like to take our time and really explore what the terrain has to offer and how we can both benefit from nature. Nice cruisey turns and smooth lines, all the fruits of the experience.Slalom Slalom Slalom, nice turns, niiiiice turns.
But you boys need to realize that its not Slalom, Slalom, mogul mogul, MOGUL MOGUL - (drum roll) BIG FINISH!! -at least for the ladies.Ladies arnt into just that, and if you do the same run over and over, that routine gets reallllly monotonous and boring. And theres rarely a big finish for the lady - so dont count on her wanting to ski with you again, let alone ride the lift with you.
So next time, take your time, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom. And the results will amaze ...wait for it, wait for it...There it is..a 1080 Iron Cross to Alley Oop Flatspin 540 to Backflip Mute Grab!!!
Try something new even, a cliff jump here and there, a 180 frontside boardside, perhaps some backcountry exploration - what ever you feel comfortable "skiing".
Ladies you are welcome, gentlemen I hope you feel enlightened, please tip your server generously.
sidenote: Even tho many women absolutely agree with this slalom approach, yes I agree, sometimes...sometimes! ladies just want a mogul run.and goodnight

It's All Happening....


Today, Today I start this blog, so I have somewhere to put all my random shit...