Dear Oprah. Please stop talking and analyzing your weight. You are an accomplised, smart, (some might say) sexy, old broad that should be smart enough to realize that by this point, you arnt a skinny chick. You are a big girl. Love yourself and your curves and keep on bringing me more self help books and enlightening episodes that I cling to for weeks on end. I cannot hear my leader ranting on about weight and loving myself in the same week. Im confused. Can I only love myself if Im skinny? Please dont say its true, because if you are, well you are Oprah and I will believe you.
I write this as I am eating a rice cake but seriously eyeing up a box of chocolates on the shelf. ahhh you betch!
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