Sunday, May 31, 2009

Effective June 1


Starting June 1st you will need your passport to jot down to Montana, or wherever in the US. The long awaited rule starts now. To enter the US you will need your passport or one of those enhanced drivers licenses or a status card.
Annoying if you dont have one. And if you dont have one, dont bother with the Cranbrook "Passport Processing" office, all it does is proof-read your info and mail it off for 6 weeks like you would here in Fernie anyway. Also, 19 passport applications that were mailed from the Cranbrook office to Quebec, were lost in the mail. REEEEEAAALLLY shitty for those 19 people who lost all of there most important info likey to identity theives.

Study finds dancing leads to sex


Uhhh ya, If you havent heard yet, the Royal's DJ Jam night fucking went OFFFF last Friday. Ahhh summer is back! Ya Cona, Ya Alex, Ya Jenn making a big debut, Ya Jodie, Ya Scotty!!! I danced so hard I bruised the bottom of my feet, Im still in pain this Sunday, true story.

Summer Beer for Canadians


The Globe and Mail is predicting that this new-to-Canada beer from Bud Light will be the end to Corona. Bud Light Lime has been available in the US for years and after - of course! - many Facebook groups dedicated to bringing the beer to Canada, Bud Light Lime will be here in Fernie this summer.
The beer is artificially flavored with lime. From the critical reviews Ive found, if people like it, THEY LOVE IT, also many say its more of a cooler then a beer.
I want to try it, but I highly doubt Im gonna like it. Why fix something that wasnt broke? Remember Coke "Lime" and Pepsi "Lime"? Yeah they were cool at first, but that artifical taste gets old and you go back to the original good taste that you loved.
Pumping beer with more chemicals just sounds gross to me. Ill take that Corona thank you, sorry Mr.Bartender, you'll just have to spend that extra 3 seconds grabbing me a lime wedge.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Big News


Archie Comics has just announced that the 84-year-old teenager Archie Andrews is proposing to his girlfriend, Veronica Lodge, this August, in the first of a six-part-story called “Archie Marries Veronica.”


-Im not surprised, crazy bitches tend to keep their men around longer then the nice girls do. I wonder what would happen if Archie and the girls lived in Fernie rather then Riverdale? I suspect their would be no proposal. I bet Archie would be floundering around at the bars everynight with Peter Pan. The girls would be pinning for a text message from him, add a few pregnancy scares here and there. Oh ya this is no Riverdale! hahha I grew up reading these comics, and I always rooted for Betty, poor Betty. Its like I keep saying to my friends, better to marry late then be divorced.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Great Outdoors


Summer is sneeking up, the sun is hot and nature calls everyone out to the great outdoors, at this time I feel I must share one of my most favortie movies of all time. I am such a sucker for John Hughes movies!! This movie has always been a staple in my childhood, as my sister always reminds me when Im eating a hot dog that "they are made from lips and assholes". And I find myself yelling "go find yourself a spin cycle" at Albertan drivers.
Enjoy these clips. And during this raining June, rent it, hell go buy it!


Click here to find out what hot dogs are made of

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Carbs


Goddamn,

I just heard that Big Bang Bagels is moving into the Cappuccino Corner. Great, bikini season is upon us and you stick a bagel shop on the corner!!! ARGH
Good for them tho, what a great spot

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Bike Chic


Check out these new bike helmets. So fashiony. So interesting. So not-breathable. But I wonder if this will carry from New York to Fernie, bike helmets do need a re-vamp. They are pretty dorky looking.
More Bike Helmet Styles Here

Graff Fines in Fernie


Fernie Council gave three readings to an amendment Monday night, adding graffiti to the 'Unsightly Premises Bylaw'.

The bylaw would give the City the ability to fine people caught committing graffiti vandalism.

Mayor Cindy Corrigan says the amendment also means businesses would be responsible for cleaning up graffiti on their property.

Anyone caught doing graffiti can be fined a minimum of one thousand dollars.


Ahhhh, I know graff is illegal and most of it is shit, but I feel like Im in the movie Footloose. As someone who LOVES graffiti I wish that Fernie was more amped to provide spaces and allow good art, like murals on city buildings for example.
Last year Freyja held an art show that allowed local graff artists a venue to display their art. I guess we are gonna have to do the same thing this year.

Happy Shopping


Freyja is Open after a long haul of renos.
New stock from Gentle Fawn, Insight, Kensie and BB Dakota.
Shoes from Sam Edleman and Dolce Vita!!
Feather hair accessories galore!
Everything is 20% off till June 2.

Get Your Beach On.


A beach volleyball court is going in the back of the Royal Hotel.
I cant picture it, but Im sure it'll be sweet, as anything Simon backs money to never looks like shit.
I've always dreamed of putting my feet in sand downtown Fernie with a cold beer in my hand. And now its all happening.

Cool.


Looks like the basement Of the Vogue Theatre might become a bar. Not a bangin nightclub, but a smokin scotch and whiskey lounge!! How fucking cool!
Apparently there is a jail cell down there from back in the day. The owner wants to leave it down there and work with it in the design. The renos upstairs sound amazing too, lots of blacks and blood reds. Again, very cool.
Cant wait, Fernie is sure rolling along...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Mark it down somewhere.


Yoga in the Park will start on July 6th, and run Mondays and Wednesdays at 6:30pm.

Location: Annex Park. That's in Fernie BC for all those not living in the Rockies...

ByoM, thats bring your own mat, and remember your sunscreen!
Tara will run this series for five weeks, ending on August 5th.

BACK - Almost!


The Renos are sick, the new clothes and shoes are re-dic'...
Should be open this Monday...

Yeesh


Obama's Visit to Canada Cost Taxpayers:
Travel - $2708
Tranportation - $25,000
Hospitality - $130,000
Health - $9000
Admin - $225,000
Ottawa Police - $3,000,000
RCMP - $1,011,874

Couldnt they have just used Skype??

Life is just better in BC


Remember the days when you used to stock up in Alberta on beer before you cam home to BC. Well over the last year, beer prices have risen in Alberta, making them the province that pays the most.
Buying an average 24 of Molson will cost you:
In Alberta - $24.99
In BC - $21.15
In Ontario - $19.99
In Quebec - $18.12

So, may as well shop local for all your BBQ juice needs.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Awkward

Did you know that if you have an awkward moment with someone it officially takes you 17 more encounters with that person for you and the other person to truely be over the incident. Some scientist studied it.
I learned that last night on The Bachelorette. hmm.

His Ride


Now this is how you arrive to a party. effin RE-DIC'

Give Me A Heart


So apparently flashing the ol' peace sign is waaay outta style. In Hollywood its "out". The NEW way to flash for the camera is to give a big "heart hand". I wish this blog was a joke, as I still flash a peace sign from time to time. However, young hipsters are emerging with the heart hand and its catching on faster then a wild fire. Here we see Miley and Taylor showing us the new way.

Summer is upon us and cameras will be mighty busy snapping away our memories for immediate facebook uploading. Here are some tried and trusty poses for the camera this season: the "#1" - the "Thumbs up" - and of course, still my fav - "The Flying V"

Hipsters say YA!


The Sounds have a new album out June 2nd! YAY!
However you can purchase the new single on itunes right now.

Over the last few years, The Sounds have garnered a massive fanbase built upon non-stop touring in support of two acclaimed records. They have captivated fans around the world by playing more than 500 shows in support of their last album, selling out major venues in over 25 countries worldwide, including the legendary Hollywood Palladium. The band has been confirmed as support for No Doubt this summer, along with a series of headlining dates.
The Sounds

Free Iced "Latte"


This Thursday May 21st, head to Tim Hortons for a free small ICED latte.
You may have heard that Tims is making lattes, I mean they are running commercials during the hockey games so you musta heard about this.
I was curious. Was I going to walk into Tims and actrually see a big cappuccino machine with real expresso grinds? I consider myself a conosuier of lattes after working at at Second Cup for 2 years and being doned with a "Prima Barista" pin from head office that I worked my ass off for. I loved that "flair", sign. Anyway, back to Tim's...No its not like a big Starbucks latte. Mugshots, Freshies and the local coffee shops are still the local champions of authentic Italian coffees. Tims latte's just get shot out of a machine like those cappuncino vending machines. But to be fair, they arent that bad, and you can try a free ICED latte this Thursday noon to 5pm.
Pros:
Cheap (About $2.50 for a medium)
Comes with the good kind of lid. Not the ones where you have to rip open and push into the slot and it won't stay down.
Good flavour

Cons:
Made with 2% milk only, no exceptions
No decaf option

Still Good


Boston Pizza as been under renos this month, since its my fav hangout in Fernie, shocking - but true, I thought Id pop by the Sports Bar side today to dine and check it out. The 90's glam is all gone, replaced by a more subdued look, reminiscent of a "ABC Country Restaurant" meets Earls in 2003. Its good! Walls are really bare, Im assuming that some sort of art is still to come.
The menu is still the same, still full of its awesomeness and consistent tasty items.
Service was perfect, attentive yet not over at the table interrupting us every 10 minutes.
The patio looks like they are getting it all cleaned up too, you may be sitting in a parking lot, but the beer is cold and you can have cactus cut potatoes and mushroom caps!! YUM
Right now just the Sports Bar side is open, they are reno'ing the restuarant side now. Should all be done in less then 2 weeks.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Breakfast; most important meal of the day.


Have you been for breakfast at the Old Elevator yet? Yes! They are opened for breakfast on the weekend. Its so (insert Oprah voice)GooooooooooooooooooD!
Its cheaper then Smitty's, like the Toque but more fine dining and gourmet. The portions are decent, and you leave without that overstuffed bloat feeling.
Don't be afraid of the gloomy atmosphere, be more afraid of the ghosts. Rumor is, a customer had a citing just a week ago. He was so shaken up the dinner party had to cancel and leave.
Im just saying that to me - the food is worth the supernatural encounters.

I suggest the Egg and Bacon Sandwich , or if you are bored with the Eggs Benedict offers around town, try this one, its different for sure but delectable and memorable.

Mad.


So I go for a run along the Annex park trail, having a great time, sun is shining, kids are running around, got my itunes cranked. Really good time. Until this dog incident happened and I ran all the way back to my house fuming mad.

As I came running up to the entrance of the parking lot to Annex park, a stylish couple on reeealllly shiny expensive chopper style bikes start coming my way. As soon as I saw them I profiled them and immediately concluded that by the way they were dressed, by the look of their bikes, the fact that I didn't recognize them and their blank no-passing-by-smile, that they were not from here.
As I was passing the man their dog appeared from no where and ran up to me. I was very startled to see a giant Doberman off-lease coming towards me. I stopped in panic until the dog seemed to sense that I was not interested and it walked by me.
I was pissed. Why? ooohhhhhhhh you totally wanna know don't you?
Well half of me panicked for the families I just passed back down the path that had a 4 year old frolicking around and other small children on bikes. I thought I could bitch these assholes out now, or they are gonna get it down the path from a parent anyway (-and I hope a parent ripped them a new asshole). But before I could decide they had biked well enough down the path for me to just keep going. "Ohhh don't you just have the most stylish fucking bikes to match your edgy dog, to match this image you are trying so hard to achieve, you goddamn narcissists. Ohh you are sooo coool and edgy!! not", I thought to myself.
Here's my thing:
People are generally stupid and sorry if this post offends you. BUT here's my story (remember that I am a major dog lover, if you know me, you know Dewy). When I was 12 years old, I was walking down the street and my lil sister who was a mere and innocent 8 years old was walking about 2 blocks ahead of me. In a split second the neighbour's dog shot across the street, lunged for my sister and sank his teeth into her arm and shoulder. The absolute horror of seeing that is something that brings tears to my eyes still 16 years later. And as for the kind man that was driving his minivan by witnessing the entire thing, screeching to a stop, jumping out in traffic, kicking the dog off her and throwing her into his van, rushing her to the hospital, ya he was disturbed too. How do you think my kid sister felt? What do you think that street sounded and looked like at that moment? HORRIFYING indeed.

The neighbors dog was a German Sheppard. The owners claimed "hes great, "he'd never hurt a fly" "hes never done ANYTHING like this before" "this dog is tame!!". We know this because the neighbor was my mom's best friend...at the time. lol.

In that day the ignorance of that dog owner had sure caused quite a disturbing memory. Every time my beautiful sister wears a dress or tank top, we are reminded of that day and the dog owner's ignorance as the scars cascade down her arm. Having their dog tied up would have prevented my mom from receiving a phone call that her child was screaming for her life in the hospital emergency room. If you are a parent, can you imagine getting that call? My parents for months after struggled with the suggestions they had received to pursue a lawsuit, but because it was my moms best friend, they were left in a very awkward position and in the end, did not go through with it - today they reflect and are regretful they didn't. You can damn well agree that in this day a lawsuit would not be debatable. As a peace offering that owner of the dog offered to replace my sister's $12 shirt that the dog's teeth destroyed. Fuck your fucking shirt offer is what I think now!!!
The horror of that day and experience burns in my stomach. EVERY TIME I see a big dog off leash I think about that day, and I think about people's ignorance.
Now don't give me any fucking bulshit here, I can hear you already, "but our dog is amazing, shes the best, she has never showed violence, hes all love, hes well trained"...yada yada yada.
I get it, the thing is YOU DONT GET IT. That neighbors dog was an ex-RCMP dog. "Extremely well behaved, disciplined and retired" they said. Dogs are animals and animals have instincts, don't fucking kid yourself. Also, you might know your dog well, BUT I DON'T. When your dog runs up and jumps on me while I'm walking down main street, no Im not impressed and yes it frightened me, that's why you offer an awkward smile and say some stupid line like "ohhh hes good". Well that's terrific of you to say, you are trying to feel better about your lack of judgment and consideration for fellow people, but I'm annoyed as fuck and you just ruined my moment. Have some respect you absent-minded jerk!! LEASH!!

I certainly hope and pray the story of my sister NEVER gets repeated here in Fernie, but you know what- its inevitable. Something will happen one day and it wont be till then that we will all look at each other and say, "hmmm, welll duuhhhh that could have been prevented". TIE AND LEASH UP YOUR ANIMAL.

I promise you this, when I see you within city limits with a dog off-leash, I will passive-aggressively sneer at you, I hope I make you uncomfortable enough to at least THINK about it.

Ps. My new neighbor here in Fernie has a huge black mutt thing that they let roam around the neighbourhood. I have watched my shit-zu on a leash scramble and yelp as it nears because she is so scared of it, I have watched it give numerous giant turds to other neighbors groomed lawns and today - today I watched it take a long piss on a row of flowers a cute old lady planted outside her house the day before. But you know what, Im not even gonna go there, Im still mad about the off-leash Doberman.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Forget the ShamWow!

Bite


80's classic Fright Night is being remade. I need a DECENT vampire movie, Twilight is for the kiddies.

Warning


So, reports are emerging from local stoners that there is a big scary new cop who claims he's "DEA trained". He must be good because hes busting people all over town. Some stoners have had fines for driving without due diligence (driving high). The new cop is profiling everyone he sees and pulling them over for questioning.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Listen all y'all

For those of you wondering why JJ picked the Beastie Boys track "sabotage" in the new Star Trek...

Victory, and reflection.

So it seems, running a negative campaign, ignorance of facts, juvenile bullshit, bullying, smears and fucked-up humor - cant win you an election. Go figure.

After becoming publicly involved in the election as a supporter of Bill Bennett, I learned a few things that I didn't quite expect to. Now now, Im not so naive as to say that I didn't know politics could be so dog-eat-dog and dirty. C'mon I used to work in a newsroom and I used to be a reporter! I love elections! ...But some fundamental differences emerged from this election to me.
One thing I DID expect is to be confronted with differences of opinion because I know where I am, Im in Fernie, NDP territory. Bill has never won the Fernie vote before. So I knew I was going against the grain. I can handle that. What surprised me was that the opposing party's tactics were odd, dirty and disrepectful. I feel some crossed the line. It was a difficult thing to learn about my community that I so blindly beleived was "good people". Watching fellow community members that I had GREAT respect for, involve themselves and publicly support tactics that, to me, were sooooooo juvenile that it was blowing my mind week after week. I have lost sooo soo so much respect for people in this community that I once adored and admired. Im sad about it, truly am. Dont get me wrong, I am not sad they had a differnece of opinon, no no, thats fine, it was the tactics they used that I am shocked and dissapointed with. True colours were shown.
Bill Bennett's victory was the sweeeeeeeeetest victory ever! GodDamn!!!
I contemplated why it felt so good, I think when you struggle to survive and remain classy and true to your values in a campaign this dirty, you are filled with immense pride that doing the right thing paid off. Also, you hope the others learned something from the example you set. For all those who I have lost a great deal of respect for, I hope this is a good life lesson for you. A lesson in how to behave as an adult, how to show humility, how to have respect for fellow people that might have a different opinion then yourself, a respect for the truth and compassion. Your tactics got you nowhere.
Sorry to have this God complex right now, but the people I have worked on Bill's campaign with kept it classy. When I looked around the room at the victory party, I felt so proud and thankful to be surrounded with such competent community members.
We won. We won fair and square. We won without negative bullshit. The win feels extra good!

Monday, May 11, 2009

I Watch Oprah

Today I watched Oprah and these guys were on, I can't help it, I LOVED THEM!!
Watch this clip, the dance starts about 1:30 min into it...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Rumor Alert!!

An Art Gallery might be opening in the 901 Fernie office when they vacate. Cooool! Fernie would support it! ...right??

Can't Believe Im Saying This

This movie is getting rave reviews from EVERYONE, like everyone in the world. I can't remember the last time a movie came out that has surprised this many people. So, for the record, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A STAR TREK EPISODE IN MY LIFE. But I wanna see this:



I would so totally board that ship...

I Read.


Okay
Im reading the first book of this series, AND ITS BLOWING MY MIND.

http://www.ringingcedars.com/

Friday, May 8, 2009

Siting!



I dont think I can ever take NBC news seriously ever again. shame.

Back Of The Van, 4 Great Words


Are you as totally over Kings of Leon as I am yet?

Nice little download to replace Sex on Fire on your playlist:

LadyHawke - Back of the Van remix

Take a Load Off Manny


Wow, the John Cusack rumors just keep coming in and Im loving every minute of it! I feel so Perez Hilton right now!!
Rumors this week:
1.
John was spotted eating during a break in shooting, however, an extra says he was being spoon fed the entire time by an assistant!
2.
John had to stop filming because his feet hurt. He was escorted to a big comfy chair where he was fitted with warm booties.
3.
John wanted to have a couple drinks at a local drinking establishment, he knocked on the back door to get in, when the server answered the back door she told him “you are like everyone else, go use the front door”.
4.
The other lead actors, not sure if Johnny was there or not, took off to Cranbrook last night to hit up the “Titty” bar. BHAHAHAH oh the Sammy musta been a real treat! Guess who gave them directions???!! Hahahahahahah

Oh Johnny, you are breaking hearts with this diva attitude! C'mon you are in Fernie babe.

Endorsed


Today the Vancouver Sun has endorsed the Liberals for a third term. Ya Im not shocked, I mean seriously are you either?

Vancouver Sun Campbell and and Liberals have earned right to a third term.

Two weeks into the provincial election campaign, a story that appeared on the business pages of newspapers put a sharp focus on the central issue in this election — the economy.

Statistics Canada reported that British Columbia’s economy shrank by 0.3 per cent in 2008 for the first time in more than a quarter century. The last time that happened, B.C. was in the grip of the 1982 recession.

Businesses were being shuttered. Young people were leaving the province to find work elsewhere.

It doesn’t yet feel like that in the Lower Mainland. But the good times that just nine months ago felt like they would roll on forever are now a fading memory and the outlook is anything but rosy.

This world-wide recession didn’t start in B.C. and it won’t end here. But whoever leads the next provincial government must have a strong role in minimizing the damage to families and businesses, and positioning us so that when the world economy eventually recovers we will be ready to make the most of it. click here for entire article...

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Getting Old... FAST

"Oh did you get swine flu in Mexico? Hee hee stay away"

"So, uhh, how was your trip, haahaha, do you have a mask tan line?"

In case you are not aware, swine flu jokes are gettin old, reeeeally old. If someone asks me if I got swine flu while I was in Mexico one more time, Im going to throw a raw ham at them. I mean it. Its soooooo old already!!! Im embarrassed for you, move on!

"Everytime I hear SWINE flu and PANdemic I get a hankering for some bacon"- okay this is funny.

Why Dont You Write About It

Got issues, try here instead:
http://www.fmylife.com/

This Event Exists!


I will be travelling to Kaslo BC for the May Long Weekend, I did a little research on what I was in for...
If you LOVE the Fernie Demolition Derby, maybe you need to convoy up to Kaslo with me...

You have to watch this video to fully understand and appreciate:
KASLO MAY DAYS BURNOUTS

Facebook group:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?sid=bec85ee5e3af349151fcb130a44ad27a&gid=42382060374&ref=search

I cant wait to crack a pilsner and meet the 'locs.

'Been Saying it For Years...



You can order it on www.conspiracyking.com

Sour Grapes

LMFAO!

Troy Sebastian and his croonies took a real cheap shot today, implying that Bill Bennett's Newspaper Ad "He's One Of Us" is racist!!! LOL, KNEE SLAPPER!!
Are you guys just mad that Wildsight got called out for its ad that wasn't registered as a third party supporter? ahhhh boo hoo.
Obviously Bill's "One of Us " campaign is about how he relates more to the people of the East Kootenay with his outdoor activities and knowledge of the area then Mr.Sebastian is, DUH. Nice job trying to spin that into a racist ad, however; everyone who has half a brain can see right thru that.
NDP tactics are sooo stereotypically tacky and low.

Oh man, you guys are desperate! You guys make me feel icky icky poo poo.

Cant Wait For My Iphone!!

Dear Telus

I faithfully paid my cell phone bill on time every month for the last 5 years. During which you never ever mailed my bill to the wrong address, it always came to my PO BOX in Fernie as a reminder to pay.
Last month, for some reason, instead of mailing my bill to BOX 876, you mailed it to 3876. Because of your error, I did not receive my bill and after my bill being unpaid for 11 days(unbeknown to me), you CUT OFF MY BUSINESS PHONE!! ONLY 11 DAYSSSSSSSS??????? And you charged me a late fee?? LMFAO!
Id have to be a monkey to stay a customer of Telus.
I have been debating the Iphone from Rogers for 3 months and I now have my answer.

eat monkey shit.

Regards,

Its Spring, Lets House Party

Time Wastin'

www.textsfromlastnight.com


you need to go there now!

Line-Up Announced!


Shamby is only 89 days away and the DJ Lineup has been released:

http://www.shambhalamusicfestival.com/community/index.php?showtopic=10974


Early Bird tickets are sold out, tickets are now $210, there is about 500 left of those at that price.

whatever the line up is, at this point, with all the doom and gloom in the news and the pouring rain outside, getting away to this magical place couldnt come faster and I dont care what the price is.

PEACE.

Crocs Plummet, Freyja Says "Thank God'


Apparently, despite the economy, peoples taste in shoes has improved. Sales in Crocs have tumbled.

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Crocs Inc (CROX.O) posted a sharply lower quarterly net profit on Thursday, as demand for its brightly colored plastic shoes fell and costs rose, dragging its shares down 8 percent.

The results, at the low end of Crocs' own outlook, were a fresh blow to the company and its investors, who were still reeling from its announcement last month that profit would come well below earlier expectations.

The maker of colorful shoes said second-quarter net profit was $2.1 million, or 3 cents per share, down from $48.5 million, or 58 cents per share, a year earlier.

Shares of Crocs lost nearly half their value last month following the Niwot, Colorado-based company's news that U.S. retailers were scaling back orders in light of the weak economy, and that overseas sales were slower than expected.

Since January, shares have fallen 88 percent.

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