Hmm, ok, how do I begin this one, ahem, cough cough, sooo...The ladies are looking for some slalom "skiing". We like to take our time and really explore what the terrain has to offer and how we can both benefit from nature. Nice cruisey turns and smooth lines, all the fruits of the experience.Slalom Slalom Slalom, nice turns, niiiiice turns.
But you boys need to realize that its not Slalom, Slalom, mogul mogul, MOGUL MOGUL - (drum roll) BIG FINISH!! -at least for the ladies.Ladies arnt into just that, and if you do the same run over and over, that routine gets reallllly monotonous and boring. And theres rarely a big finish for the lady - so dont count on her wanting to ski with you again, let alone ride the lift with you.
So next time, take your time, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom. And the results will amaze ...wait for it, wait for it...There it is..a 1080 Iron Cross to Alley Oop Flatspin 540 to Backflip Mute Grab!!!
Try something new even, a cliff jump here and there, a 180 frontside boardside, perhaps some backcountry exploration - what ever you feel comfortable "skiing".
Ladies you are welcome, gentlemen I hope you feel enlightened, please tip your server generously.
sidenote: Even tho many women absolutely agree with this slalom approach, yes I agree, sometimes...sometimes! ladies just want a mogul run.and goodnight
But you boys need to realize that its not Slalom, Slalom, mogul mogul, MOGUL MOGUL - (drum roll) BIG FINISH!! -at least for the ladies.Ladies arnt into just that, and if you do the same run over and over, that routine gets reallllly monotonous and boring. And theres rarely a big finish for the lady - so dont count on her wanting to ski with you again, let alone ride the lift with you.
So next time, take your time, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom, Slalom. And the results will amaze ...wait for it, wait for it...There it is..a 1080 Iron Cross to Alley Oop Flatspin 540 to Backflip Mute Grab!!!
Try something new even, a cliff jump here and there, a 180 frontside boardside, perhaps some backcountry exploration - what ever you feel comfortable "skiing".
Ladies you are welcome, gentlemen I hope you feel enlightened, please tip your server generously.
sidenote: Even tho many women absolutely agree with this slalom approach, yes I agree, sometimes...sometimes! ladies just want a mogul run.and goodnight
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