Just Because...

The film fest this weekend got me thinking;
If Schoolyard held a film fest it would look like:

Friday 7:00pm
Opening Reception – Come dressed as your favorite movie character, drinks and appies by Boston Pizza, bartending by those hot bitches from the Northern and music by DJ Friendly Fire, taking place at the Hosmer bar.

9:00pm
Opening movie, “Old School” at the Vogue with free kegs.

11:00pm
After party with Snoop Dogg and Lindsay Lohan in the Carasella parking lot.

Saturday
11:00am
“Bitch” Brunch with John Cusack. Eat a dynamite breakfast buffet while bitching about bad movies and remakes. Followed by a showing of The Burbs, then naptime.

4:00pm
You Tube workshop, learn to perfect your homemade movies with Chace Crawford and Matt Damon at BullDogs.

Celebrity Pool Tournament to follow:
Randal MacNair and Adam Sandler
Vs.
Luc Coultry and Will Ferrell

Winner takes on
Meghan Culley and Megan Fox


9:00 pm
Double Feature Drive-In Movie in a field out on Cokato Road.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous" followed by "Wayne’s World".

12:00-6am
After Party! Fernie Yacht Club and BC/DC play a concert in the field with beer gardens and circus performers.


Now that’s a fucking film fest!!! Get me some sponsors and Ill throw it! I don’t joke about these things.