Flashback 100 years: People square dance, clap, drink, overall be merry and have a good time. Men chase cute girls.
Flashback 50 years: People discover rock and roll, learn to rock, learn to shake hips, women tease men with hips and scream for Elvis or the Beatles. Dancefloors are rockin!
Flashback 40 years: People have a really good time shaking hips, women are looser, disco is hot, dancefloors have booty shaking girls all over da place.
Flashback 20 years: Women dress even skankier, shake hips even harder. Madonna is a trendsetter, dancing is even more sensual.
Flashback 10 years: Women are dressed sexy, women shake hips. Same story really. Britney Spears music videos are borderline soft core pornos. Women gyrate even harder.
Flashback last Saturday: Women stand at edge of dancefloor while drunk, zombie type dudes in stinky clothes bounce around to dubstep. No booty shaking to be seen anywhere. There is more sex appeal on the toliet seat in the men's room then on the dance floor area, and surrounding areas.
What is the future of dancefloors? I predict it will all be crowd of androgynous zombies
i bet, the way i feel about dubsstep is exactly how my parents felt when rap first started making its way into clubs and whatnot....
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i blame it on the drugs. i mean it must be the drugs right? you must have to be all kinds of fucked up to stand there and dance like that, to that.....no?
that said, i got lots of respect for dj's like pump and bastid who used to battle and have a solid hiphop background.....it really shows in their sets....
kids who only own 2 pieces of vinyl (serato records) and think dubstep is the future can suck it.
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